ANGLISKOS SMS

1. Love is name, sex is game, forget the name and play the game...

2. Once i saw a little star, it seems so nice and bright to my eyes than suddenly you came and gave me this star and i must thank that you there are...

3. Roses are red, violets are blue. The face like yours must be in the Zoo.

4. Girl of my dreams, You don't know what it means, to live my life without. I hope everyday when you pass my way I dare to say:” I Love You".

5. If a big, fat man creeps into your room late at night and stufs you in a big bag - don't worry, I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas...

6. You fat or thin I like you. You tall or small I like you. You rich or poor I like you. I like you... oh f**k... Good-bye. I LOVE YOU.

7. The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning dew may kiss the grass, but you my friend can kiss my ass!!!

8. Love is a smiling and shining face, Love is as big as outer space, Love is the wide and clear blue sky, Love is a feeling that makes you cry...

9. Invitation to Big Bomb party on Saturday night in World Trade Center with Dj BinLaden including his super hit "It Wasn't Me" supported by America Airlines!

10. When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower...

11. I`m an Alien, and i have transformed myself into your phone. As you read this I’m having sex with your finger, and i know you like it, cause you’re smiling!

12. Roses are red ... Pickles are green ... I love your legs and what’s in between

13. There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Knuffe-Sex, Safer-Sex, Group-Sex, Lehter-Sex, Telefon-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: "No-Sex"!

14. When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

15. A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss aren`t kiss, Without some tongue, So open your mouth, Close your eyes, And give your tongue, Some exercise!

16. Have you seen my heart?... I wanted to give it to you, but you have already stolen it away...

17. I close my eyes only for a moment and a moment is gone. All my dreams pass before eyes. Dust in the wind all we are just dust in a wind...

18. No SMINT - no KISS, no kiss - no LOVE, no LOVE - no SEX, no sex - no BABY, no baby - no PROBLEM. NO SMINT - NO PROBLEM!

19. I wish I was a china cup from which you drink your tea and every time you take a drink you will be kissing me…

20. Sex is like NOKIA(connecting people),like NIKE(just do it),like PEPSI(ask for more),like SAMSUNG(everyone is invited)...

21. We will now update your brain... searching.. searching... still searching... sorry, no brain found!...:)

22. This cat is cat a cat way cat how cat to cat make cat an cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat. Now read it without 'cat'!

23. Word ADIDAS means: A=All D=Day I=In D=Dream A=About S=Sex. So are you ADIDAS?

24. The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Everything alright? L=Like to hear from you! L=Love to see you soon! O=Obviously miss you… SO Hello!

25. For the world you are somebody, but for somebody you are the world...

26. Birdie birdie in the sky Dropped a poppy in my eye I don't worry I don't cry I'm just happy cows can't fly!

27. Fuck is nice and Fuck is funny. Many people fuck 4 money! If you think that fuck is funny - Fuck yourself and save your money!

28. SOMETIMES YOU SHINE SO BRIGHT, THAT I CAN SEE YOU IN THE NIGHT, YOU ARE THE MEN, AND I BELIEVE THAT YOU'LL BE MINE

29. LAST MTV NEWS! WORLD FAMOUS RAPER EMINEM FUCKED WORLD FAMOUS BITCH BRITNEY SPEARS! ALSO SHE SAID, SHE LIKED IT! REAL BITHC!

30. Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia..... One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT !!!

31. Ready for a victory!Can you see your victory is here.All people runing somewhere,I hope your wonderfull morning.I hope you feel this morning a nice feeling like a bird in a sky!I kiss you many time and I send a best day in your life!